Print this out on colourful paper.
Pink would be ideal.
Secretly take it with you when you go out for a drink with a friend.
When your friend goes to the toilet, take this out and look at it.
When your friend returns they’ll ask you what you're reading.
Quickly rip it up twice, wink at your friend and
put the paper down on the table.
Walk off to the toilet, whistling.
When you return your friend will have pieced the pieces together.
They will have read all of this.
They’ll be waiting for you with a hand held up, for a high five.
It’ll be one of the best high fives of all time.